Louie Vidmar
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October 15th, 2005 iTunes 8-Ball

Go to your iTunes library and set it on shuffle. Ask the first of these questions, push play, and record the song title as your answer. Ask the second question, advance the list, and continue…

1. What do you think of me, iTunes?
2. Will I have a happy life?
3. What do my friends really think of me?
4. Do people secretly lust after me?
5. What does [insert significant other] think of me?
6. How can I make myself happy?
7. What should I do with my life?
8. Why must life be so full of pain?
9. How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
10. Will I ever have children?
11. Will I die happy?
12. Can you give me some good advice?
13. Do you know where your children are?
14. What do you think happiness is?

I ran this twice (once from my library, and once from my smart playlist I always listen to), and posted the answers in the comments section. My iTunes is psychotic and scares me.

3 Responses to “iTunes 8-Ball”

  1. Louie Says:

    1. What do you think of me, iTunes?
    -Lets Talk About Cars (Butthole Surfers)
    RE: change the subject? WTF?
    –Paranoid (Black Sabbath)
    RE: It’s not paranoia if “they” are out to get me…

    2. Will I have a happy life?
    -Kick You When You’re Down (Machine Head)
    RE: that was a cheapshot, iTunes, you bastard!
    –Mouth Cancer (Utterance)
    RE: Holy crap, why me?

    3. What do my friends really think of me?
    -The Background (Third Eye Blind)
    RE: fair enough.
    –Gag (Chimaira)
    RE: Pfft…

    4. Do people secretly lust after me?
    -Impending Disaster (DevilDriver)
    RE: Seriously, WTF, why do you hate me?!
    –Burn Inside (Western Waste)
    RE: OK, seriously now, be nice, you’re scaring me.

    5. What does [insert significant other] think of me?
    -Degrassi Junior High Drop-Outs (Propagandhi)
    RE: well being that I don’t have an S.O., I wasn’t expecting this to make sense.
    –The Safety Dance (Men Without Hats)
    RE: If your friends don’t dance, well they’re no friends of mine.

    6. How can I make myself happy?
    -You Will be a Hot Dancer (Incubus)
    RE: LOL!!
    –Territorial Pissings (Nirvana)
    RE: LOL!!

    7. What should I do with my life?
    -Hunnerkongens Sorgsvarte Ferd Over Steppne (Dimmu Borgir)
    RE: I’ll have to run that through babelfish later.
    –Opium of the People (Slipknot)
    RE: So, I’m supposed to make people hallucinate?

    8. Why must life be so full of pain?
    -Daydream (Smashing Pumpkins)
    RE: hm?
    –Take the Power Back (Rage Against the Machine)
    RE: w00t!

    9. How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
    -Funky Colmedina (TonLoc)
    RE: hmm?
    –Why do you want him?
    RE: I don’t know where you’re going with that, but no.

    10. Will I ever have children?
    -Say Anything (Good Charlotte)
    RE: hmmm?
    –Bonescraper (Fear Factory)
    RE: Is that another one of those stupid “dead baby” jokes?

    11. Will I die happy?
    -Black Cloud (Crazy Town)
    RE: SERIOUSLY, WHY MUST YOU HATE ME?
    –Smothered (Spineshank)
    RE: Probably by a certain music playing application that goes through 2 “point-oh” version numbers a month. (?)

    12. Can you give me some good advice?
    -Fajdalom Koennyei (Ektomorf)
    RE: hmmmm?
    –Every Day is a Winding Road (Sheryl Crow)
    RE: You think you’re Confucius now or something?

    13. Do you know where your children are?
    -Easily (Red Hot Chili Peppers – Woodstock ’99)
    RE: mmkay?
    –Pencil Thin Mustache (Jimmy Buffett)
    RE: I don’t get it.

    14. What do you think happiness is?
    -Under Construction (No Doubt)
    RE: ok, fair enough.
    –Murder by Numbers (Bleeding Through)
    RE: I’m scared, I want my mommy.

  2. Beverly Says:

    1. What do you think of me, iTunes?
    – Let me blow your mind by Eve and Gwen
    2. Will I have a happy life?
    -Danny Says by Less Than Jake
    3. What do my friends really think of me?
    -Faction by Less Than Jake
    4. Do people secretly lust after me?
    -Time for me to ride by Toby Keith
    5. What does [insert significant other] think of me?
    -Atwa by System of a Down
    6. How can I make myself happy?
    -Carnivore by Bigwig
    7. What should I do with my life?
    -Uh Ungwa on Jock Jams
    8. Why must life be so full of pain?
    -Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen
    9. How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
    -I’m Real by Jennifer Lopez/Ja Rule
    10. Will I ever have children?
    -Never Again by Nickelback
    11. Will I die happy?
    -Who’s cheatin who by Alan Jackson
    12. Can you give me some good advice?
    -Cruel Summer by Bananarama
    13. Do you know where your children are?
    -Wild as the wind by Garth Brooks
    14. What do you think happiness is?
    -Better Life by Keith Urban

  3. Rick Says:

    I posted mine over on my blog. Interesting meme.