By: Rick

Rick — Tue, 01 Nov 2005 20:23:50 +0000

I posted mine over on my blog. Interesting meme.

By: Beverly

Beverly — Wed, 19 Oct 2005 04:40:18 +0000

1. What do you think of me, iTunes?
- Let me blow your mind by Eve and Gwen
2. Will I have a happy life?
-Danny Says by Less Than Jake
3. What do my friends really think of me?
-Faction by Less Than Jake
4. Do people secretly lust after me?
-Time for me to ride by Toby Keith
5. What does [insert significant other] think of me?
-Atwa by System of a Down
6. How can I make myself happy?
-Carnivore by Bigwig
7. What should I do with my life?
-Uh Ungwa on Jock Jams
8. Why must life be so full of pain?
-Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen
9. How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
-I’m Real by Jennifer Lopez/Ja Rule
10. Will I ever have children?
-Never Again by Nickelback
11. Will I die happy?
-Who’s cheatin who by Alan Jackson
12. Can you give me some good advice?
-Cruel Summer by Bananarama
13. Do you know where your children are?
-Wild as the wind by Garth Brooks
14. What do you think happiness is?
-Better Life by Keith Urban

By: Louie

Louie — Sat, 15 Oct 2005 19:06:41 +0000

1. What do you think of me, iTunes?
-Lets Talk About Cars (Butthole Surfers)
RE: change the subject? WTF?
–Paranoid (Black Sabbath)
RE: It’s not paranoia if “they” are out to get me…

2. Will I have a happy life?
-Kick You When You’re Down (Machine Head)
RE: that was a cheapshot, iTunes, you bastard!
–Mouth Cancer (Utterance)
RE: Holy crap, why me?

3. What do my friends really think of me?
-The Background (Third Eye Blind)
RE: fair enough.
–Gag (Chimaira)
RE: Pfft…

4. Do people secretly lust after me?
-Impending Disaster (DevilDriver)
RE: Seriously, WTF, why do you hate me?!
–Burn Inside (Western Waste)
RE: OK, seriously now, be nice, you’re scaring me.

5. What does [insert significant other] think of me?
-Degrassi Junior High Drop-Outs (Propagandhi)
RE: well being that I don’t have an S.O., I wasn’t expecting this to make sense.
–The Safety Dance (Men Without Hats)
RE: If your friends don’t dance, well they’re no friends of mine.

6. How can I make myself happy?
-You Will be a Hot Dancer (Incubus)
RE: LOL!!
–Territorial Pissings (Nirvana)
RE: LOL!!

7. What should I do with my life?
-Hunnerkongens Sorgsvarte Ferd Over Steppne (Dimmu Borgir)
RE: I’ll have to run that through babelfish later.
–Opium of the People (Slipknot)
RE: So, I’m supposed to make people hallucinate?

8. Why must life be so full of pain?
-Daydream (Smashing Pumpkins)
RE: hm?
–Take the Power Back (Rage Against the Machine)
RE: w00t!

9. How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
-Funky Colmedina (TonLoc)
RE: hmm?
–Why do you want him?
RE: I don’t know where you’re going with that, but no.

10. Will I ever have children?
-Say Anything (Good Charlotte)
RE: hmmm?
–Bonescraper (Fear Factory)
RE: Is that another one of those stupid “dead baby” jokes?

11. Will I die happy?
-Black Cloud (Crazy Town)
RE: SERIOUSLY, WHY MUST YOU HATE ME?
–Smothered (Spineshank)
RE: Probably by a certain music playing application that goes through 2 “point-oh” version numbers a month. (?)

12. Can you give me some good advice?
-Fajdalom Koennyei (Ektomorf)
RE: hmmmm?
–Every Day is a Winding Road (Sheryl Crow)
RE: You think you’re Confucius now or something?

13. Do you know where your children are?
-Easily (Red Hot Chili Peppers – Woodstock ’99)
RE: mmkay?
–Pencil Thin Mustache (Jimmy Buffett)
RE: I don’t get it.

14. What do you think happiness is?
-Under Construction (No Doubt)
RE: ok, fair enough.
–Murder by Numbers (Bleeding Through)
RE: I’m scared, I want my mommy.

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