Well I’m all moved in, etc.! Cable guy is coming tomorrow to give me internet access….
Classes are going good, and I finally got the books for ONE of them on Tuesday, still waiting on the last book… blah!
Category: Random
Quantum Bullsh*t
A friend of mine and I just proved that the universe can *not* be a giant ostrich egg.
no seriously..
Back in high school physics… the physics teacher would always contradict himself with quantum physics theories, etc…
So some friends of mine and I were BS’ing… and we decided to contradict things in Quantum Bullsh*t in which, it was suggested, and decided that the universe is a chicken sandwich.
Tonight I suggested that chicken sandwiches do not exist, with no evidence, or proof to suggest otherwise. Chicken sandwiches do not exist, people.
My friend (who was not around us at the time of the birth of quantum-BS) said that “by the same token couldnt the universe be a giant ostrich egg?”
I said no. and proved it thusly:
Because the universe is a chicken sandwich….
and chicken sandwiches don’t exist.
Therefore the universe doesn’t exist…
and thus the universe can *NOT* be a giant ostrich egg!!!!!
Flinging Poo.
Just a random quote from a friend’s blog.
This one courtesy of Jared.
As stupid as this may sound, I thought of this today. Why do bats get their own name for their poo? When referring to any other animals anal exrement, you call it poo, shit, crap, or something similar. But for bats, it’s called guano. Why them? What makes them so special? I want a cool name for my fecal matter too!